Pity is the new in-thing

Today, I was queueing up at the cashier, and I stood behind a RGS girl. I was forced to stand close to her as it was quite crowded (yes that's the only reason!).

Then, when it was her turn to pay, she opened her wallet and took out a $50 note to pay for a $3 chocolate. And I also happened to glance into her wallet. I saw a rainbow.

I saw red, green, violet, blue, and also a pot of gold coins.

Most people would have either of these 2 reactions:
1. Oh my gosh, you're rich!
2. You're a RGS girl. What the heck are you doing in shengsiong?!

Okay, so it may thus seem that girls are getting richer nowadays. Perhaps it's the parents doting and pampering them, giving them extra cash so they can stock up on candies and more sugary crap. (Yes, I do think gluttony is a sin)

Then again, maybe it's because she's from RGS.

This may support the myth of Raffles people being too rich and stealing notes rather than handphones.

Anyway, I came up with this crap-theory that guys who look pitiful win girls much more effectively than rich guys.

Why? Which girl's heart wouldn't ache if she saw a guy who did not have much cash, but still manages to live cheerfully? Only heartless girls (I think I can name a few, though I may be severely mistaken).

Using sympathy to win a girl's heart... excellent.

This is also a way to ensure that the girl is in love with you not because of your money or other material things, but because of your attitude.

Furthermore, you would be modeling the epitome of humility, Jesus Christ Himself.

Yes, He came from heaven to earth to show the way. God becoming a man. There is no further humbling.

But, after you finally manage to snag the lady, it wouldn't hurt if you suddenly become rich again. Dating is expensive. Even the most cheapest places suddenly inflate in cost if the event is couple-related.

Advice of the day: Dating fills your heart, but burns a hole in your pocket. Thus, for a small fee of $xxx, you can kiss dating goodbye with I Kissed Dating Goodbye!