You'll never walk again... at least for the rest of this season

Well, well, well... Look who's on top of the table now.

Last night's match between Man United and Liverpool was surely an extremely fiesty encounter. I could definitely sense the passion of the players and the fans, even though I am thousands of miles away from Old Trafford. (Actually I only felt it after watching the highlights, but it still counts!)

Last night we saw the bitchiness of Fernando Torres, thus giving further evidence that he in fact is actually a ladyboy!

After kicking away a huge chunk of the penalty spot, it was perhaps justice that Wayne Rooney scored from the follow up. No one messes around with the Old Trafford pitch!

And perhaps the pitch came back to haunt him, as he totally mis-kicked the ball due to a bounce at around the same area of the pitch as where he had uprooted a fair bit of the ground.

But truly, yesterday was a fiesty encounter. I'm surprised there wasn't any red cards being shown.

Even Edwin van der Sar got in the act as he went to 'scold' Torres for aledgedly catching him when he dived for the ball. That scene reminded me of some uncle reprimanding some teenager who spilled his drink or something. I imagined Van der Sar going, "Oi boy! Open your eyes! Watch where you're going!"

Anyway, United were certainly the better team yesterday, having 58% of the overall possession and creating many more chances than the fools from Merseyside.

And it was definitely a big moment for Park Ji Sung, who scored the winner with a sublime diving header. He played brilliantly yesterday. He may not be a beautiful player, but he gets the job done.

Advice of the day: If you must wear a red jersey, put on a Man United one.